Cold Drinks with ice🍸popcorn🍚
cuddles with my man💑
"You can’t eat all that!"
fuckin watch me.
When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
Videogames are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies
For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house